Originally posted on https://jimmyjoy.com/blogs/jimmy-joy/celebrate-your-freedom-it-s-singles.
11/11 is Singles Day, the day you can show the world that you are proud to be the one and only ruler over your king-sized bed. All-day, every day.
Singles’ day originates from China, when in the 1990’s a bunch of single students came together to celebrate their singleness on 11.11. Because of all the ones, get it? (Although that date would also suit a holiday for people with a quadruple polyamorous relationship.) They came up with Singles’ Day so you have a day to enjoy that you are single, because you deserve it. Being single can be a serious pain in the ass since people will come up to you saying stuff like:
As you can understand: this means war. And today is the day that single people can take revenge, finally. So to get you started, we came up with some things to say to people who are in a “happy” relationship: