How to set a World Record the smart and easy way

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Human life is way too short to waste time on meaningless achievements. We’re meant to reign supreme. To reach far away galaxies, climb soaring mountains, rank high in online Call of Duty rankings and, most of all, set world records for doing dumb stuff. While that may seem impossible at first, it’s do-able. If you know the tricks, that is. Here’s a Joylent guide to setting weird World Records the easy way.

Pick an easy target

Look, you’re not gonna hop around the world on one leg just to make a point. Let’s just keep…